Saturday, April 18, 2009


You Are Cranberry Juice

You're sassy and even a bit snarky at times. You have an edge to you.

And while you can be brutally honest, you're still quite a charmer.

You are confident, modern, stylish, and dazzling. You have an overpowering personality.

You're a bit of an acquired taste. People often wish you were sweeter.

My favorite juice. But sweeter? What the hell is wrong with folks? I thought I was sweet... In the words of a college roomie, "If they don't like you, then just fuck them and feed them beans."


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